By Reuser | Published:
April 14, 2010
Fuck you, Florida State Department of Juvenile Justice.
Fuck you.
Crime Prediction Software Is Here and It’s a Very Bad Idea .
Really? “Reliable projections”? “Action in real time”? “Preventing criminal activities”? I don’t know about how reliable your system is, IBM, but have you ever heard of the 5th, the 6th, and the 14th [...]
By Reuser | Published:
February 25, 2010
Tech Support. It’s always been like this!
By Reuser | Published:
July 8, 2009
Scientology: The truth rundown
Worth a read, by the Scientologists’ home town paper. Just go ahead and read Mission:Earth and tell me Hubbard was not at least a little clinical == daft as a hatter.
Also posted in Books, Judiciary, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
July 15, 2008
Yes, that is 16×16 Defender played in a favicon.
Also posted in Design, Technology |
By Reuser | Published:
June 1, 2008
“Most of the revelers heard of the event through social networking sites.” Damn you, interweb, always tied to the chaos.
By Reuser | Published:
May 19, 2008
Eron explains, “The crazy gene is the strongest gene. It has to reproduce. That’s why they’re such fucking FREAKS in bed.”
This explains Jen and I completely.
According to Eron, it also explains the onslaught of hot, crazy single women with children. Keep in mind, Eron has been laying on a bathroom floor with [...]
Also posted in Gravy, Hurt |
By Reuser | Published:
May 19, 2008
I’m hardly jingoistic, but for the dub of dawg, can people resort to a little less bluster on the international scene? For instance, a Viking S-3 has navigation issues, and all the sudden Venezuela thinks they can, “confront them (the US) and to cover all of our airspace“. Really?
Really? ‘Cause you’re all [...]
By Reuser | Published:
February 9, 2008
We’ve got over 9000 members… Seriously?
By Reuser | Published:
January 31, 2008
Rolling Stone offers a great glimpse into the fear-mongering world of the Joint Terrorism Task Force. Because we all should fear those well-funded video store rental clerk terrorists.
Also posted in Hurt, Politics, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
November 18, 2007
Crikey, is that sum det cord? The IED Hunter wrestles some high explosives right into submission.
Also posted in Military, Videos |
By Reuser | Published:
November 11, 2007
Woman handles snake to prove her faith. Snake bites woman. Woman dies. Family sues hospital. Oh, and Kentucky…
Also posted in Hurt, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
November 9, 2007
… Cannot be unseen. This video is not one of them. If you don’t know about the video that this short is making fun of, count yourself extremely, extremely lucky. If you do, this is both hysterical, and makes me even like John Mayer a little.
By Reuser | Published:
June 21, 2007
Two things:
Exhibit A: I’ll sue ya!
Exhibit B: Expect this to replace Godwin. (Dunning-Kruger your ass!)
Also posted in Hurt, Music, Videos |
By Reuser | Published:
June 5, 2007
James May proves – conclusively – that he is the badass on the Top Gear team…
Also posted in Auto, Gravy, Videos |
By Reuser | Published:
June 4, 2007
A very visual joke. A timeless joke. A joke about masturbation, office ethics, and more: You’re doing it wrong!
By Reuser | Published:
March 25, 2007
I think what the President is saying – is if you don’t impeach him now, you guys are a bunch of pussies…
Also posted in Politics |
By Reuser | Published:
February 12, 2007
Well, you thought the Hamster crashing at 300 mph was amazing, and yes – seeing James May go 409 kph in the Bugatti Veyron was truly death-defying. But to see true bravery, you have to see “Man Love is Good – OK“
Also posted in Auto, Gravy, Hurt, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
February 8, 2007
Simply amazing, and spot on. (via digg, NSFW audio). Whoever did this has worked in the industry just the right amount of time!
Also posted in Design, NSFW, Videos |
By Reuser | Published:
February 3, 2007
From the USA Today article: “PITTSBURGH (AP) — A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said.”
After the light brite fiasco in Boston, I thought that things could not get any more surreal. Then I read the above. Coupled with the [...]
Also posted in Hurt, Rant, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
January 27, 2007
I completely resisted reading this article from digg and reddit… But what? WHAT??? ” ‘Cause I Said So! ” is now national policy? If so, I am pretty sure we can put together a pretty solid presidential platform for any good comic…
Also posted in Hurt, Politics, Stupid |
By Reuser | Published:
January 26, 2007
Dungeons and Dragons leprechauns… (the odd camera work is the work of a Logitech tracking cam…)
By Reuser | Published:
January 22, 2007
Got to give those no-knock teams a laugh…
By Reuser | Published:
January 21, 2007
The Bunny Suicides. Brilliant. Takes forever to load. Worth it. As per the wikipedia entry, DCMA takedowns are rampant.
Also posted in Art, Hurt, Images |
By Eronysis | Published:
December 29, 2006
More Bush appointee idiocy at work here… I particularly look forward to reading the forthcoming “As one park geologist said, this is equivalent of Yellowstone National Park selling a book entitled Geysers of Old Faithful: Nostrils of Satan”!!! and of course the best quote ever…
“In order to avoid offending religious fundamentalists, our National Park Service [...]
Also posted in Politics, Science, Stupid |